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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it be the arr but it's actually the sea"
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" What do you think about sex before marriage? Well, as long as it doesn't delay the ceremony..."
"An asian man goes to the eye doctor... Doctor: ""Sir you have cataracts."" Asian man: ""No I drive a honda."""
"Someone put six uneaten pastries in the trash because Satan has many forms."
"When life gives you lemons, Instagram photos of them and add #Lemons, #LemonSwag, and #UJealous."
"What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable? I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo."
"What does the KKK use to bake cookies? White flour!"
"My neighbor just just had a baby boy born with no eyelids. When they did the circumcision they used the skin to make him some eyelids. He's doing great, just a little cockeyed."
"Can anyone tell me.... If I posted the joke about Alzheimers? I can't remember if I did."
"I've never met a group of people more worried about their ""privacy"" than the people on Facebook that share EVERYTHING about themselves."