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Joke of the Day

"What does the KKK use to bake cookies? White flour!"

"Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise."

"How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer? Because she can clean her crack and sell it again"

"Officer- I'm giving you a ticket for your speed Me- That's heroin Officer-... Me- Want some? Officer-... Me- Oooh, shiny handcuffs"

"I got a Rolex for his birthday from the lesbians next door. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch."

"I suspect the number 200 sometimes impersonates the word ZOO."

"I threw up in a porta potty at a Winger concert back in 88' .... We did not have the internet back then so I'm telling you now."

"Look. If we're going with redundancies like ""tunafish"", I'll just have my beefmeat and be done with it."

"Why are the top elites around the world scrambling to buy school supplies? Because scissors beats Panama papers ."

"Q: Why did the suspenders get arrested? A: Because they held up a pair of pants."