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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you lemons, Instagram photos of them and add #Lemons, #LemonSwag, and #UJealous."
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"I saw a slim white guy in a dark alley that was so shady but funny... ..so funny and shady in fact, that if you saw him in a room full of ready to laugh people sitting down, he'd stand up."
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"All of the heroes of Overwatch have natural hair colors... Because heroes never dye."
"How much do Americans like racist jokes? Enough to make one President."
"The priest and the rabbi So, a priest and a rabbi are talking. The priest says:"" I recently fucked a little boy."" The rabbi responds:"" Out of what?"""
"What does the chemistry teacher like to do with his dead bodies after he kills 'em? Barium."
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary and those who don't"
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten Tickles"