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Joke of the Day

"An asian man goes to the eye doctor... Doctor: ""Sir you have cataracts."" Asian man: ""No I drive a honda."""

"Before Batgirl can become Batwoman she has to have a Batmitzvah."

"Why can't a muslim have SexEd and Driver'sEd on the same day? Their camels need a break at some point."

"How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1. Put some headphones in your pocket. 2. Wait one minute. Ta Da !"

"My Fallout 4 Review It's a blast."

"I broke up with my gym We just weren't working out."

"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Two wongs don't make a white"

"How do you confuse an idiot? Seven."

"Dark Humor is like food not everyone has it"

"What do you call a fish without an eye? A Fsh"