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Joke of the Day

"Who is the Prime Minister of Israol? Netanyahoo"

"When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner."

"My job sent me to a sexual harassment seminar last week... And now, I'm thinking I'm gonna be pretty good at it."

"a proper response to girl calling ""amy?"" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE"

"It's funny to watch you girls on Facebook whine and cry about your drama in one status and then the next....10 mins later ""Pedi's, mani's now and drinks with my besties later, life is great""!!"

"What do you call the surgery when a woman gets a sex change? Addadictomy"

"If pigs really could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious."

"I saw a really lifelike portrait of Donald Trump the other day... ... it was really freaky how the hands followed you around the room."

"I wondered why everyone said I had ""bed hair"", until I looked in the mirror and noticed a tiny mattress on top of my head."

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"