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Joke of the Day

"My job sent me to a sexual harassment seminar last week... And now, I'm thinking I'm gonna be pretty good at it."

"How many dead hookers does it take to fill up a garage I know it isn't 37"

"KIM JONG-UN: I'm banning sarcasm ME: well that's just great K: what? M: I reeeally hate sarcasm K: seize him...I think"

"Q: What does a computer eat when it's hungry? A: Chips -- one byte at a time."

"Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain."

"My dog. My fucking dog got neutered. Now he's just my dog."

"What do you call a kid with two gay black dads? An orphan."

"Do Bigfoot hunters and ghost hunters think the other ones are dumb or are they like: ""Game recognize game?"""

"Sorry I'm late... I was at the hospital *cough* my boyfriend has tuberculosis."

"And now for a brief trip back to the early 90's. Knock knock. Who's there? Amy Fisher *BANG!!!*"