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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way."
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"Scientist1: You got any Sodium Hypobromite? Scientist2: NaBrO"
"So I've decided that my Wi-Fi will be my valentine. Idk, we just have this connection."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Nope, it's the C that they love"
"[NSFW] You know what's ironic? That Bill Clinton's term was between two Bushes."
"What's worse than getting pissed off? Getting pissed on."
"A horse walks into a bar...... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""hey SICCNESS206, put your pants back on"""
"I would tell a broken pencil joke.. But there's no point."
"If a white girl goes to starbucks and doesn't post a picture on instagram, did she really go to starbucks at all?"
"They still won't let me on Shark Tank with my feminine hygiene products with Yo Momma jokes printed on 'em. That shit's racist."