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"This chick on Instagram posts so many pictures of her boyfriend I feel like I'm dating him."
"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
"what did the melon say to the cookie? nothing, melons can't talk"
"We were going to install Underfloor heating... But we got cold feet."
"ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u"
"What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic? ""You're dead to me."""
"Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister? Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer."
"me: [trying to pronounce gnocchi] ""gnocc gnocc-"" waiter: ""who's there? haha"" me: ""this isn't a joke son"""