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Joke of the Day
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... they just waved."
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"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"Perfect Answer by Father. A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere."
"What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire? Arrr son!"
"A man goes to a partially deaf doctors Man: Doctor Doctor I can't remember who sang the Pinball Wizard. Doctor: The....... who?"
"Why was the burrito embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing."
"Her: I'll sleep with you when pigs fly Me: points to police helicopter*"
"Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff."
"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? [Answer here!](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2q2uaq/how_many_karma_whores_does_it_take_to_change_a/)"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !"