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Joke of the Day
"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee."
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"I'm so sick of being constipated... I'm completely losing my shit"
"When I jerk off I like to sit on my other hand until it gets numb, then change to that hand right at the last minute . . . I call it ""the old 'bate and switch""!"
"What do you call an Arabic woman being double penetrated? A sandbitch"
"What did Captain Ahab say when he harpooned a whale's tail fin on the first try? ""Well that was a fluke."""
"Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home."
"After having Chinese food, my cookie was missing the piece of paper on the inside! It was unfortunate."
"I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers."
"What questioned started the Holocaust? What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
"My girlfriend has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh When I put my ear up to it I can smell the ocean"