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Joke of the Day
"In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we lost Neil Armstrong. We are running out of moon walkers"
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"Never trust someone who tells you mashed cauliflower tastes just like mashed potatoes. They'll lie to you about other things, too."
"So I caught my friend out the other night bumming a fag... ... He really has to start buying his own cigarettes."
"Chief: You're the WORST cop in the department! Hand over your gun and badge! Me: *realising I left both in my son's crib* Uhhhhh...."
"Now that big hairy bush is back in style, it needs a good name. I vote on the Sascrotch."
"The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep scratching."
"I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist."
"What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things? Rick O'Shea"
"People who call their loved ones ""name""-kin As someone who is *actually* meta-kin, I find it really offensive."
"Have you heard about that hot Thai lounge singer? Yeah. They call him *Frank Sriracha.*"