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Joke of the Day
"How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair? You flip it upside down."
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"why did my wife didn't like her jewellery? cuz she is a nazi"
"you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow."
"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picasso"
"[high school reunion] Amanda: wow, you haven't changed a bit me: [covered in acne and wearing faded Pokemon shirt]: yeah I know"
"Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side."
"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They both got 6 months."
"my cornflakes bring all the boys to my yard & theyre like this cereals hard damn right my cereals hard u should add milk so its not so sharp"
"How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet? Life is bullshit."