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Joke of the Day

"""Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."" In which case, there sure are a lot of amnesiacs on this subreddit."

"A fish hits a wall ... Dam wall!!"

"If you can't beat the record, you can beat up its owner."

"We all make mistakes... especially your parents!"

"You know what's worse than your tribal tattoo? The story about why you got it."

"My dancing style can best be described as ""Guy On Maury Who Just Found Out He Isn't The Father."""

"People are asking if capes are welcome at #ScienceMarch - yes - but please think of the aerodynamics if it happens to be windy!"

"Broke Last night, a burglar broke into my flat looking for some money. I woke up and went with him to join him in the search."

"Why did the otter want to work at NASA? So he could go to Otter Space."

"My cousin is having trouble with the mods on Reddit... ...he's my cousin twice [removed]"