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Joke of the Day
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words ""Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!"""
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"[meeting a girl at the bar] ME (nervously cracking every knuckle): hi I'm brandon GIRL: please let go of my hands"
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy... ... but some times I just let her sleep."
"What would be a good dating site for rednecks ? MyHeritage.com"
"I'm glad the Founding Fathers aren't alive today because the last thing we need are more old people driving around on the roads."
"Why were those customers on Crazy Taxi' so pissed off all the time? SORRY IT TOOK 34 SECONDS TO GET TO PIZZA HUT MA'AM!"
"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get their little legs apart?"
"Did you hear the one.... Did you hear the one about the dad who told his son if you masterbate too much you'll go blind. The son looks at his dad and says, ""Dad I'm over here!"""
"Please be more careful with your tacos. I just found them in my mouth."
"Everything is ""Our Lady"" this & ""Mother Mary"" that. You'd think church people would enjoy Your Mom jokes a lot more."