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Joke of the Day
"My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?"
Next Joke
"My cat just winked at me and now it's awkward because I only see her as a friend."
"""Welcome to money management. Have you all paid your $200 entrance fee?"" ""Yes"" ""Excellent, never give money to strangers. Class dismissed"""
"If you have have a small green ball in one hand and another small green ball in the other, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's full attention."
"So I thought about getting a Chinese hooker... But then I realized that I'd just be horny again in an hour"
"When I die, please bury me wrapped in a sheet. That way I won't have to look for one when I become a ghost"
"I avoid being photographed at events held at my apartment complex. I don't need someone pointing to a picture and saying,""That's him."""
"What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend? Marriage-u-wanna?"
"I'd like a job cleaning mirrors Because it's something I can see myself doing"
"Idea for a male strip club: Call it the Rock Hard Cafe... I think the rest is self explanatory."