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Joke of the Day
"My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?"
Next Joke
"Did you hear the one about the guy who got two tickets to the Cuckold Convention? His wife ended up taking someone else."
"The three words most hated by men during sex? ""Are you In?"" or ""Is It In?"""
"TGIF Tongue goes in First"
"Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare? Because Muslim girls can't go to school"
"Who's bigger- Mister Bigger or Mister Bigger's baby? Well, Mister Bigger's baby's a just little bigger."
"My friend and I were hiking... Me: ""That's a huge rock over there!"" Him: ""Boulder."" Me: **""That's a huge rock over there!""**"
"He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey. A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Roll, roll, roll your joint, Twist it at the end, Spark it up and take a puff, Then pass it to a friend."
"Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup"