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Joke of the Day
"What has a million and one legs but still can't walk? Jerry's kids."
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"Is it just me Or do circles seem pointless?"
"Banned from Yelp for including ""the rat seems to be vulnerable to attacks from behind or when adjusting mask"" in my Chuck E Cheese review"
"Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular."
"Doctor in lab coat peers into microscope. ""Good Lord!"" he says. ""His burrito levels are off the charts!"" - from my autopsy"
"How do two lawyers greet each other? With a firm handshake."
"Twilight is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its millions of fans insist you just don't understand."
"Someone told me: Don't fall in love, you might get hurt. I said: Don't live, you might die.."
"It sucks not being miserable enough to bust out a good tweet."
"My butcher's assistant is a little person. I tried to bet him he couldn't sell me one of his top-shelf filets. ""No bet,"" he said. ""The steaks are too high."""