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Joke of the Day

"My butcher's assistant is a little person. I tried to bet him he couldn't sell me one of his top-shelf filets. ""No bet,"" he said. ""The steaks are too high."""

"What do you get when you have seven dragon balls? Nothing! This is real life."

"So my friend got himself a trophy wife... From the looks of it, it was a participation award."

"My neighbor's burglar alarm goes off so often that people just ignore it. On the upside, their new plasma TV looks great in my living room."

"""oh cool a sewer level"" --nobody, ever, playing any video game, ever"

"Original Content. That is all."

"What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film."

"A B C D E F G H I J... 10 letters"

"What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb? Did you make that Fermi?"

"What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs? You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out."