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Joke of the Day

"Banned from Yelp for including ""the rat seems to be vulnerable to attacks from behind or when adjusting mask"" in my Chuck E Cheese review"

"The older I get, the better I was."

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"What do you say to Floyd Mayweather after his arms have been cut off? Whatever you like."

"A Boy Fuked His Girls Friend Suddenly he understands It's her boy friend..actually Girl Friend Come To His dream......"

"Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out? Malteasers"

"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Candidate: ""Honesty."" Interviewer: ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" Candidate: ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

"I've never been held hostage but I've been on a group text."

"No YouP0rn... I do not want to play poker, I'm at work for crying out loud."