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Joke of the Day
"Post? Post and repost are on a bridge. Post jumps off. Who is left?"
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"what kind of nut does Spock hate the most? pekhan"
"Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard."
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat."
"What don't you want to hear after performing oral sex on Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."
"""Doc, you gotta help me, I think I'm a chicken!"" Doctor: ""How long have you felt this way?"" Man: ""Ever since I was an egg."""
"Learn to solve your problems like a constipated mathematician... Just work it out with a pencil."
"What's Mario's favorite pants? Denim Denim Denim"
"Q: Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop? A: She couldn't raise enough dough."
"Any jokes for friday the 13 & Valentines day? :) Just wondering if anyone had some good oneliners, maybe even dad jokes, about valentines day amd frifay the thirteenth :)"