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Joke of the Day

"Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular."

"Why are LED's a good investment? Because they always diode."

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with soccer So I said ""On loan or permanent transfer?"""

"If by ""social butterfly"" you mean I will take off when you come near me, then yep."

"Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there."

"A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces ""coyote""."

"I was going to make a dubstep joke But I'll just drop it."

"I wonder if Ronald McDonald sadistically cackles as he bludgeons innocent chickens and uses clown magic to turn them into nuggets."

"I bet if Jesus were here right now, he'd be like ""Toilets are amazing."""

"What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler? The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry."