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Joke of the Day
"Is it just me Or do circles seem pointless?"
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"<-----Will never confess the actual number of house cats he's forced outdoors when the owner wasn't looking"
"Anal sex is like getting your first car You dont really want it but your step dad gives it To you anyways"
"Quoting famous dead people on the internet is stupid. ~Confucius"
"If you're American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you *IN* the bathroom? European."
"Manute Bol walks into a bar And says ""The highballs are on me!"""
"In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled ""we will overcome"" At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album called ""we will over-comb"""
"A landscaper's favourite musical genre? Mow-town."
"Did you hear Elon Musk just started a new breakfast foods company? What else can you expect from a cereal entrepreneur!"
"Forget about whether or not you have curves, real women have brains."