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Joke of the Day

"Rule number one of crossfit always talk about crossfit!"

"Why did a gun go to the barber? Because it's bangs were getting long!"

"I told a girl she would look better with her hair back and she got really offended. Chemo patients are so sensitive."

"I have an irrational fear of elevators I always feel like they are going to let me down someday."

"They just discovered a lesbian dinosaur and are calling it... Lickalotapus."

"Scaring the postman I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I know where he lives."

"What do you call a stag with his eyes gouged out no eye deer. What if he's in the path of a car? Still no eye deer What if he's mid coitus too? Still fucking no eye deer"

"In my experience, people who say ""I'm not trying to be difficult,"" don't really seem to be trying all that hard."

"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelve hardened criminals escaped."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalottapuss."