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Joke of the Day
"They just discovered a lesbian dinosaur and are calling it... Lickalotapus."
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"""Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she's a monster wearing a shit ton of makeup."" -Maybelline"
"I used to work in mysterious ways. Now I just don't work."
"It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat."
"Have you seen that new film about a tractor? Me neither, just saw the trailer."
"I hear that you're supposed to learn from your mistakes Probably why I'm an only child."
"How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he has to manufacture it first."
"Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !"
"Why did the pirate update his Macbook? His matey told him he needed an iPatch"
"A guy wire is holding a pole... ...the pole is 10 meters tall, the wire makes a 48^o angle from the ground and the very tip is 7 meters from the pole. How long until the feminists arrive?"