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Joke of the Day

"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelve hardened criminals escaped."

"I once dated a girl that collected magazines. We had to break up because she had too many issues."

"My marriage counselor asked me to think of something me and my wife have in common.... I said, ""Well, we both refuse to suck dick."""

"Have you heard of the hard-working blind prostitute? You really gotta hand it to her."

"How do you get a clown off of its unicycle? Hit it in the face with a pickaxe."

"You think your life is bad? I've got that ""Five dollar foot long"" song stuck in my head."

"What do you call a smart blonde? A Labrador retriever"

"Monica Lewinsky is going to vote for Bernie The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth."

"there's a guy with a pt cruiser at the car wash bet it's hard to keep clean when girls are just constantly smashing their pussies against it"

"Two eggs were boiling in a pan. The female egg said to the male egg, ""Ooh, look, I've got a crack."" The male egg replied, ""Calm down, I'm not hard yet."""