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Joke of the Day

"Why did a gun go to the barber? Because it's bangs were getting long!"

"What's black and white and red all over? Charlotte, NC"

"You can't be a real country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down the chimney."

"i have been trying to teach my dog to speak English.... but his skills are ruff"

"I think I married someone else's soulmate. I wish they'd come get him."

"Do you think all Asians look alike? Are you Chris Chen? No, I'm Daniel Hsu. Do you think all Asians look alike or something? No, I mean, do you believe in Jesus?"

"I went to the gym today. Just kidding, I walked down the block and yelled at the neighbor kids for screaming while I'm trying to nap."

"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."

"What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from camp."