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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you order a JFK? An americano with an extra shot"
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"Breaking news: We can all tell Kanye something Because we're still waiting for him to get his money right"
"I just passed by Canadian citizenship test! I got an eh +"
"Who makes the sweetest video games? Masahiro Saccharide"
"What causes a pilot to cry after sex? ...the [mace](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mace_(spray)"
"I've always been corny... When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows."
"Joke challenge What's the best mad scientist joke?"
"what is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"
"[a postapocalyptic world where everyone has killed themselves so they dont have to hear my opinions] me: lemme explain y this is problematic"
"Dear every guy that works out excessively, the sun is out! NOW is your moment! It was all worth it! Take that shirt off and walk around!!"