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Joke of the Day
"I wish we could all agree to adjust our cultural perspective on beauty so that I could eat more."
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"If you're a necrophiliac... is it called wallpapering the coffin?"
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children""... ... and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair exchange"""
"Me: Is there something wrong with your pasta? 4-year-old: It's not a doughnut."
"Doctor doctor I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well you do look a site"
"Do you know why W. S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his Trans-Atlantic crossings? Because he was quartered on the port side."
"Why do Firemen have bigger balls than Policemen? Because they sell more tickets."
"My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife but my looks are telling me to study harder."
"Q: What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? A: Fred."
"What do you call black vegetables? Collard greens"