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Joke of the Day

"uh oh we better all stand up for the old man in the dress who bangs a tiny hammer down or he might decide that we have to live in a cage"

"Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar ......... then a table and then a chair."

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee"

"I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name was Randy."

"How do you make the letter ""H"" healthy? You spin it. It becomes spin-h. juh-jen"

"If you really want to fuck a vampire.. then i'd say you're down for the count"

"I am allergic to fire Everytime I touch it I get burned"

"Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original)"