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Joke of the Day

"Every time I make a poop joke, Dorothy Parker rolls in her grave. I should probably stop pooping there."

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"What's the difference between American and Muslim teenage girls? It's illegal to fuck American girls when they're 12."
"Jesus saves But Moses invests"
"Just passed a guy wearing a ""#1 Dad"" T-shirt. On my way home now to ask my kids what the fuck."
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"I faked a cough to get out of work. I tell myself I wasn't lying... I was just being SARScastic."
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