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Joke of the Day

"What does vlads wife say about his premature ejaculation? Just putin, don't Russian"

"Why did the rope get put in timeout? Because he was very knotty."

"What do you call a homosexual on fire that jumps into water? A flameboyant homosexual"

"Want to hear a joke? Pussy."

"What did Jay Z say when his friend died? No Biggie."

"What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite? Their age."

"I don't think a wooden structure is capable of holding up my books. I have low shelf-confidence."

"Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her? I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through"

"I wonder what kids today are going to tell their kids. Yeah. it was rough back then. I didn't get a smartphone til 4th grade and sometimes the wifi didn't work upstairs.'"

"I had a dream where I was a car muffler... It was exhausting."