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Joke of the Day

"If you want to work with livestock, you better know your farm animals, kid! A kid is a baby goat.. That's the joke..."

"""We've been doing this for years, I simply can't be bothered thinking up another long scientific name. Drink?"" - people who named the fly."

"A man came to my door earlier and asked for a small donation towards the town's new swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"A man with a lute... ..went to the pub for a drink, but the bouncer stopped him and said, ""Sorry mate, you're bard."""

"""Musically,I was inspired by the fax machine."" - Nicki Minaj"

"Funny One Liner! If you don't have friends, just tell a woman that you love her and she says that we're just friends."

"What is red and goes putt putt putt? An outboard apple."

"What's the worst part about eating 69 oysters out of your grandma? Finding out she already posted this joke on Reddit."

"[Clean] You can tell that someone is not from an English speaking country if... ...if their phone's personal dictionary is full of people's names."