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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk? Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo."

"What the the electrician say to his buddy? Watts up?!"

"Life is like a toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road? To get to the other bribe"

"I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I bet they are probably pretty damn tasty."

"I could never run for a political office I'm too out of shape. I could, however, waddle for a political office"

"Good news for insomniacs! Only one more sleep until Christmas!"

"Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield? There's too many ears"

"Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for a bad summer."

"Why was the dildo company so successful? Good product placement."