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Joke of the Day

"What the the electrician say to his buddy? Watts up?!"

"Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues? He ran out of cocaine."

"My paranoid boyfriend broke up with me. ""It's not you,"" he said, looking around. ""It's them."""

"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it"

"how to you circumcise a red neck uppercut his sister"

"If swimming is such great cardio, explain manatees."

"The moderators of /r/jokes remind me of my browsing history. [deleted]"

"Feel like Woods household right now is a bunch of people brainstorming, ""what is any other plausible reason for this accident?"""

"What is this compound? Chemistry teacher drew this during class. http://imgur.com/fQyNg Don't know how to type spoilers, but maybe rot13 will do. Vg'f n cnenqbk."

"If simply wrinkling my nose at your smell is politer than spraying you head to foot with Febreze then so be it. Not happy but so be it."