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Joke of the Day
"Why was the dildo company so successful? Good product placement."
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"A penis lives a sad life.. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, neighbor is an asshole, best friend is a pussy and owner beats him."
"Scientists have discovered secret of infinite electric pover... ... - a generator without 'Turn off' button."
"My friend had all of his guitars stolen, and he's real sad about it. Can't even play the blues anymore."
"So, you're telling me my credit score should have three digits?"
"drity What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake."
"Conservatives after a mass shooting: ""You can't take our guns!"" Conservatives after a police shooting: ""But he had a gun!"" I'm confused."
"If you have a parrot and you don't teach him to say ""Help, they turned me into a parrot"" you wasting everybody's time Shamelessly stolen from /r/funny"
"If life gives you melons... You have dyslexia"
"At midnight in the graveyard You can come across a grave with the name Billy McCrackin. If you go to the grave just after midnight and say ""Billy, What are you doing?"" He will say Nuthin'"