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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield? There's too many ears"

"SON: Mom, Grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die. MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die, not mine."

"Did you hear the joke about the jump-rope? Eh, let's skip it."

"Your mom and a washing machine... Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?? The washing machine doesnt follow me around for a week after I drop a load in it..."

"How do you say hello to a femnist? You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in."

"My favorite thing about hot weather is the way it makes the fat people disappear."

"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted... With tears rolling down my face, I shouted out loud. ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I decided never to visit Thailand again."

"What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors? Harambre"

"My relationship is complex part real, part imaginary."

"Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space? Because he is dead."