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Joke of the Day
"Good news for insomniacs! Only one more sleep until Christmas!"
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"We got a new whiteboard at the office today... It's remarkable!"
"I've been with the same woman for twenty years. Don't tell my wife. She'd kill me."
"Public speaking is a lot like being on a topless beach. It's only hard for the first few minutes."
"What do you call a heard of sperm whales? Bukkake."
"Just when you think the celebrity deaths are done for 2016, Wham! there's one more."
"NEW EXPRESSIONS ""Kanye bless you."" ""Kanye damn it!"" ""One nation, under Kanye."" ""Thank Kanye Almighty!"" ""The Kanyefather, Part II"""
"Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles? Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you"
"Does French wine really taste like urine? Oui."
"How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape."