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Joke of the Day
"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate."
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"Today's ebonic word is: ""OMELETTE"" Let us use it in a sentence. I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
"I'm not one of those moms who knows all her kids by name."
"So a gun expert has a seizure His neurons were firing with BOTH barrels."
"What the worst part about pulling a hair clump from the drain of the apartment you just moved into? Waiting for it to dry so you can glue it to your sex doll"
"I learned what 'bukake' was last week... ...and boy, was my face white!"
"Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence."
"Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer? Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)"
"What do you call the study of butts? Analysis."
"Why did the seal make a Tinder account? To find a Significant Otter."