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Joke of the Day
"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate."
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"Stood in very long line today at the DMV behind James Bond renewing his license to kill... shouldn't they have a separate line for that?"
"What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !"
"When confronted, people in wheelchairs never seem to stand up for themselves."
"What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman? Pokeballs"
"Did you hear about that actress that murdered her husband? Reese...I can't remember her last name. She was in the Johnny Cash movie... *Witherspoon?!?* No...of course not! She used a knife!"
"Human Beings get rich as they grow old Silver in Hair; Gold in Teeth; Sugar in Blood; Precious Stones in Kidneys; . And a never ending supply of Gas!"
"Just got the iPhone 7. It helped me lose weight! I now have no money to eat for 2 months"
"If a man thinks blondes have the best butts... ...and the verifies this by only watching blondes walk around, is he guilty of Confirmation By-Ass?"
"What is it called when one punches a stripper? A hoedown!"