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Joke of the Day
"What did Russians use for light before candles? Light bulbs"
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"My love for shampoo is unconditioner."
"How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian? Look at her beaver."
"flight attendant: as u can see the captain has turned on the no murdering sign [guy next to me is still murdering someone] me: um excuse me"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite car? Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii"
"Sad news from the Nestle chocolate factory. A man was crushed to death under hundreds of boxes of chocolate. Apparently every time he shouted: ""The Milky Bars are on me!"" his workmates just cheered."
"The man who invented the iPhone battery has died. His funeral will take plac"
"A gay guy wants to quit smoking... So he put a nicotine patch on both arms, now he's down to 2 butts a day."
"What do you feed a gay horse? haaaayyyyy!"
"Jesus walks into a hotel He throws a bag of nails on the counter and says: ""Can you put me up for the night?"""