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Joke of the Day

"I hate when weather reporters talk shit on snow...Like why are u even in the weather biz if ur not down w/ snow"

"My Accounting Teacher Told Us This One Today If your debits and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail."

"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzhu."

"I couldn't figure out why someone was brushing their teeth out here at work, then it hit me... My wife always brushes after sucking cock too!"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill."

"We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies."

"*walks in stumbling* Jesus, Paul how much have you had?!? ""Just a couple shots"" Oh that's not bad then *flashback to Paul injecting heroin*"

"I'm disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn't have an epic Farmville scene."

"What do 6.28 people eat? 2"

"If insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results, I must be sane cause I don't even like doing things once."