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Joke of the Day

"How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian? Look at her beaver."

"How do hurricanes see? -With one eye"

"A flash mob has nothing to do with a bunch of Italians in trench coats hanging out at a playground, apparently."

"Dermatologists hate him! It's not because he has a great skin or anything. He's just an asshole"

"Doctor Nervous by Three year old When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""

"On your way to hell, there will be a 6-year-old pushing a shopping cart one foot behind you."

"The worst part of Thanksgiving is all of the leftovers... and having to heat them up every time I want to eat since I quit cold turkey."

"Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked!"

"I suddenly met a man who had a problem with premature ejaculation. He just came out of nowhere."

"How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there."