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Joke of the Day

"What do you feed a gay horse? haaaayyyyy!"

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"Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn't know he's black."
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"That sinking feeling when you realize you forgot to lock your clubhouse when you were 8, and it's probably all infested now with girls"
"What does a girl say to a guy when she sees his huge dick? Im not sure either."
"Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off."
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"Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus."