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Joke of the Day
"My love for shampoo is unconditioner."
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"Like I was telling my friends, my wife walked into a door. and that pissed me off so I hit her."
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"What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man with 20 bullet holes in his back? The worst case of suicide he's ever seen."
"Me: Do not 'K' me again. Daughter: Que Me: In any language. Her: Si This is why I'm crazy."
"Why don't women need to go to college? Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich."
"Gays are leading the fight against overpopulation and we need to join them in this fight before it's too late! But first..."
"What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral? He gets mourning wood."
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"What does the Indian chef do in his spare time? It's naan of your business!!!"