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Joke of the Day

"Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy? He was having a mid life crisis."

"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" In 2020."

"What do you call a farmer in the army? E.I. G.I Joe."

"wife: Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?! me [stops jumping]: You would have said no"

"Why did the broken straw go to rehab? It had a serious drinking problem."

"The best part of having a banana instead of a cell phone is no one on this plane can actually make me turn it off or stop talking into it."

"How do you make exotic matter? By taking a shit in a rainforest!"

"The supplement store said they were out of protein powder... 'No Whey!' I said"

"Knock Knock A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Interrupting Dyslexic Cow B: Interrupting Dys-- A: OOOOOOOOOM!"

"What did the suicide bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"