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Joke of the Day
"Caller: I'm your worst nightmare. Me: Whaaat?? You're a sugar free cookie??"
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"What's worse than nine eleven? 311"
"What do you mean you're not going to spank me? I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you?"
"When writing your calculus exam, make sure you don't sit between twins. Because you might not be able to differentiate between them."
"Why was 110 afraid of 111? Because 111 1000 1001"
"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road I'm going to leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says, ""Help, need ride!"""
"What do you call a female Israelite? A Shebrew"
"What made the quality assurance supervisor in an Amazon warehouse laugh? this"
"You know, Christmas is a lot like anal... Everyone always says it is better to give than to receive, but when you do you inevitably get shit in return."
"[Burger Lounge] Server: Are you 27? Me: OMG NO I'M 39 THANK U SO MUCH U MADE MY DAY Server: I meant your order number, ma'am."