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Joke of the Day
"My son swallowed several coins the other day. I've definitely seen some change in him."
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"Why did the redneck cross the road? Because his dick was still in the chicken!"
"What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !"
"Bored? Find group photo of 4 women on Instagram. Comment ""You 3 look incredible!!"""
"Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand? San Diego (thought of this myself, it's better spoken)"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house. (awkward silence) knock knock. (who's there?) The chicken. Feel free to try on your friends, its a good laugh."
"How do you make your GF cry during sex? Phone her... ;)"
"What's the mass of a large chunk of tree? 10g"
"My wife likes to window-shop a lot. The situation is so bad that we have more windows than walls."
"How do you circumsise a redneck Kick his sister's chin"