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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"

"At jury duty they said, ""You do not have to be fluent in English."" So what you're supposed to do is just guess if the guy is innocent."

"I went to a zoo yesterday that just had one dog in it. It was a shih tzu."

"Hannibal Lector must have slept around... I heard he was quite the man-eater."

"As a straight male, there has always been something about the gay community that blows my mind. They give the best fucking head!"

"Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage? I couldn't raise them"

"A termite walks into a bar and asks Is the bartender here?"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? None."

"Scientists discover that Jupiter's moon, Europa, may be suitable for human habitation. When asked to comment Jupiter stated, ""Oh, hell no."""

"Bob Ross went to hell... ...to beat the devil out of it ;) P.S. Just finished watching some episodes. I miss him so much ;( Paint in peace my friend...and God bless ;)"