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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"
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"what if grass screamed when you walked on it"
"Gravity Maxim Trow yourself from the building and catch from the boardwalk!"
"Why is Jesus so sexually frustrated? he is not coming till judgement day. so sorry am i going to hell for this?"
"What did the dick say to the balls? Hang out here while I go inside."
"Jared Fogle says, ""Spell 'Tuna Sub' backwards and that's what I'll do in your kid's face"""
"Boarding from what gate?"
"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like... bananas!"
"[my funeral] PRIEST: dearly beloved... *respectful silence from guests* PRIEST: ...and steve ME FROM INSIDE COFFIN: lmao get roasted steve"
"I was going to tell you this joke about Matthew Shepard... ...but I'm kind of on the fence about it."