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Joke of the Day
"I stole a wolf pup from a rundown wildlife refuge. Turns out it was just a Shih Tzu."
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"What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist? A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people."
"When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad."
"I've just written a song about tortillas - actually, it's more of a rap."
"Why are there no hand paintings from the old west? Because they could only draw guns."
"Saw @justinbieber on a piece of toast. Am I going to hell?"
"So far 42 out of 43 presidents actually ran for office. FDR just kind of rolled himself in there."
"Nothing turns me on more than listening to a woman discussing her diet & what she ate today. Except for everything else in the entire world."
"Why did the frog cross the road.... Because he was taped to the chicken."
"If your jokes are corny I'm all ears."