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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no hand paintings from the old west? Because they could only draw guns."

"What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes? Nothing."

"My favourite lawyer joke What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!"

"What is Eminem made of? He is made of Mathers"

"Today I was walking down the street today and a guy threw a slice of cheese at me. That's mature."

"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"Did you hear about the blind rabbi after the briss? He got the sack..."

"Did you guys see Micheal J. Fox's icebucket challenge? The water was so cold , he's still shaking."

"I hate ingrown hairs... They really get under my skin"

"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget"