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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad."

"NSA's pick up lines: ""Did you fall from heaven? Because there's no tracking data on how you arrived at this location"" ""I'd tap that"" ""I know exactly where you have been all my life"""

"Some lesbians built a house on my block... It was all tongue-in-groove with no studs."

"Hey girl... You must be pretty massive because I'm (gravitationally) attracted to you."

"The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating"

"Why should a man never bang his best friend? He'll probably catch fleas"

"My father owned a body removal business He lifted a lot of dead weight"

"What did they say about both the winner and the loser of the sock-pairing competition? His pairs are unmatched!"

"What do you call a small dog that can store food? Pupperware"

"No matter how kind you are german kids are Kinder"