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Joke of the Day
"Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral? An Irish funeral has one less drunk."
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"I'd rather cuddle than have sex *then"
"Republicans and elections The republicans wanted to have Jesus run for president. The plan had to be aborted though: he had a hole in his hand."
"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."
"Guy behind me at a concert recording with his iPad was pissed when I held up my 40"" monitor that was hooked to my laptop, blocking his view"
"An old man told me this old joke: What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store? ""Hello, ladies"""
"The difference between theory and practice is that in theory George Clooney should have been the best Batman."
"Why is a fire truck always red? Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose."
"Press ""three"" for Spanish, and press ""fo"" for Ebonics"
"What's the difference between ""like"", ""love"" and ""showing off""? Spit, Swallow and Gargle."